Extra Stuffings!

A few extra bits of barbarian wisdom not in Barbarians: A Handbook for Aspiring Savages can be found below.  This list will be updated regularly as we add new stuff to this site:

Barbarian Interest

Understanding the Supermarket (part 1)

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Yaks (But Were Afraid to Ask)

Barbarian How-To: Surviving an Art Museum

Barbarian How-To: How To File Your Taxes

10 Things that are Fun to Crush

Barbarian Studies

Map: The Barbarian Conquest of Rome, 400-500 CE

Barbarian Religion: The Floobers

Barbarian Religion: The Holy Barbarella version of the Sermon on the Mount

Barbarian Religion: The Holy Barbarella version of the Noah’s Three Sons story

Barbarian Arts and Sciences

Barbarian Calendrics

Barbarian Poetry: To My Coy and Rancid Hag

Barbarian Poetry: Tho’ She Hearns the Goggy Rostum

Barbarian Movie Reviews

Werner Herzog’s Conan the Barbarian (2011)

Ironmaster (1983) [expanded from the book]

Kilma, Queen of the Amazons (1975)

Hundra (1983) [expanded from the book]

Colossus and the Headhunters (1963)


 And don’t forget to check out the barbarian forum…  





Understanding Barbarian Scholarship

What Is a Barbarian?

Major Barbarian Classifications

A Sampling of Barbarian Tribes



How to Dress Like a Barbarian

Getting Around

Combat: A How-To Guide

Know Your Villains!



A Modern Stone-Age Family

The Fate of Barbarian Children

The Swingin’ Skullbasher Wedding

Barbarians and Their Dogs



Barbarian Mathematics

Barbarians and Philosophy

Barbarian Cuisine

Barbarian Music

Barbarian Humor

Barbarian Linguistics: A Lesson in Middle Stygian

Barbarian Religion



Portraits of Great Barbarians

Maps of Barbarian Conquests

The Legacy of Barbarian-Americans

Barbarian Science and Engineering

Other Great Barbarian Inventions



Career Opportunities for Barbarians

Barbarians and the City

Getting into the Barbarian Lifestyle

“B” Is for Barbarian, or How to Know You’re Watching a Barbarian Movie

How to Make a Barbarian Movie

The BAT (Barbarian Aptitude Test)


 In addition to the treasury of barbarian-related humor, the following barbarian movies are reviewed and rotisseried in the book:

Amazons (1986)

Amazons in the Temple of Gold (a.k.a. Golden Temple Amazons) (1986)

Ator, the Fighting Eagle (1982)

Ator the Invincible (a.k.a. The Blade Master, a.k.a. Cave Dwellers) (1984)

Ator 3: The Hobgoblin (a.k.a. Quest for the Mighty Sword) (1990)

Barbara the Barbarian (1987)

Barbarians, the (a.k.a. The Barbarian Brothers) (1987)

The Barbarian Invasions (2003)

Barbarian Queen (1985)

Barbarian Queen 2: The Empress Strikes Back (1988)

Battle of the Amazons (1973)

The Beastmaster (1982)

Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time (1991)

Beastmaster 3: The Eye of Braxus (1996)

Circle of Iron (a.k.a. The Silent Flute) (1978)

Conan the Barbarian (1982)

Conan the Destroyer (1984)

Conquest (1983)

Deathstalker (1983)

Deathstalker II: Duel of the Titans (1987)

Deathstalker III (a.k.a. Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell) (1988)

Deathstalker IV: Match of Titans (1991)

Fire and Ice (1983)

Gor (1987)

Gunan, King of the Barbarians (a.k.a. The Invincible Barbarian) (1982)

Hawk the Slayer (1980)

Heavy Metal (1981)

Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)

Hundra (1983)

Ironmaster (1983)

Iron Warrior (a.k.a. Ator 3: Iron Warrior) (1986)

Kull the Conqueror (1997)

The Lustful Barbarian (a.k.a. The Long Swift Sword of Siegfried) (1971)

Masters of the Universe (1987)

The New Barbarians (1990)

The New Barbarians 2 (1990)

Red Sonja (1985)

The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent (1957)

She (1982)

Sorceress (1982)

Super Stooges vs. the Wonder Women (a.k.a. Amazons vs. Supermen) (1975)

The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982)

Sword of the Barbarians (a.k.a. Barbarian Master) (1982)

Tales of an Ancient Empire (2010)

Tarkan and the Blood of the Vikings (1971)

Thor the Conqueror (1983)

The Throne of Fire (1983)

Time Barbarians (1990)

The Warrior and the Sorceress (1984)

Yor, the Hunter from the Future (1983)