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Post Strawberry Shortcake
on: August 17, 2011, 11:35
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Hi,

First time, long time. Here's my question. I love strawberry shortcake, but whenever I make it myself, it turns out terrible. Do you know any good recipes?

Thanks,
Richie

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Post Re: Strawberry Shortcake
on: August 17, 2011, 11:56
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Grüte no cook so pass queschin to Chef, he am slave in my kitchkin. He sez:

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* 1 strawberry
* 10 hard boiled eggs
* one flower
* 2 cups high fructose corn syrup (or strychnine if you are on a diet)
* one bucket of Kool Whip(TM)
* ten pounds ground beef (for protein)
* 1 handful of asafoetida (a.k.a. hing or Devil's Dung)

Directions: crush strawberry, eggs, flower, corn syrup and ground beef into Kool Whip bucket. Put bucket in oven. Broil for nine hours. Cake is ready when black smoke billows onto street. Add asafoetida and barbecue sauce to taste.

Serves one (namely Grüte Skullbasher).
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hope this to help, rite bak if it help u looze wates!
senserely, Grüte

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