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Sniveling Maggot
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on: August 17, 2011, 12:28
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Dearest Skullbasher: I'm an eleven year old girl from Bell Fourche, SD. I hate my life. My mother left when I was eight. My dad is always working for Denver Spillweather, the last cattle baron in Butte County. I never see him and when I do he only wants me to tickle his feet and make him supper and fan his sweaty face with the Madison Daily Leader. I'm sorry to write so much, but I need you to understand my circumstances so that you can more accurately address my concerns. In short, will you take me as your wife?

Sincerely, Doris Sugarbear Aislingkabobs

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Post Re: Proposition
on: August 17, 2011, 12:44
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Grüte am no pedamofile! Kood trade old weel-barro to ur father in xchange für u as garden slave, utherwize kall me when u r 15.

If that not werkable, try push huge mill-wheêl in bakyard for 5 yearz. U becum strong like yak, kill dad, cattle baron, vizit me in Passaic! Remembur, life is payn but u can alwyz relly on sharpend stêel weppins!!!

hope thet halps! -Grüte

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